We actually have to ask ourselves who do we trust? President Donald Trump, a man who said you can just “grab ‘em by the pussy” or Stormy Daniels, a woman who sucks dicks for a living? Which one has the most integrity? As a country, are we really here? Because I must have missed my stop.
We haven’t had a juicy white house sex scandal since 1998. Even if Trump's executive spanking happened 12 years before he was in office, this is a gift from the comedy gods to comics, wannabees and audiences alike.
Thomas Jefferson 1801-1809 – Married to Martha Jefferson
Lover: Sally Hemmings, House slave
0 points. She was supposedly beautiful, but I can’t give points to a slave owner.
Fuck Thomas Jefferson.
Lovers: Nan Britton, Carrie Fulton Phillips
Lover: Lucy Mercer, Eleanor Roosevelt's Social Secretary
Lover: Kay Summersby, former Model, Driver
Dwight D. Eisenhowser
Lovers: Too many to list
Lovers: Hot beach chicks from Southern California, and Lori Petty as Tyler
Lover: Monica Lewinsky
Lovers: Stormy Daniels, Miss America Contestant(s)
Having said that, he doesn't come close to our winner and still Grand Champion...
Lover(s): Off the scale
The ½ point was given in protest.