Pimp Daddy 'Hustlin' Stack Money Says:
Everybody is looking for some more excitement!
The shit you see everyday as you go about your business may be cool for a while; but, sooner or later you're gonna wanna see the other side of town. Dig where I'm comin from, Trick?
It's something new. So it catches your attention and you get excited. Like the first time you drive a 'El Dog'. If you wasn't raised up on 'em then you act like a school boy in a tittie factory, all wide eyed and open mouthed and shit.
But some muthafuckas can't handle a Cadillac. It's too much car for 'em and they have to go back to Buicks and Oldsmobiles and shit. They didn't feel comfortable.
So opposites do attract, like peanut butter and jelly. But to build the kind of relationship that'll get you to the Players Ball, you gotta have longevity. And that right there is the problem. Opposites do attract; but they don’t stay together.
Dig this here. Lotta folks smile and say "opposites attract" not realizing that it will probably lead to a very bad break up. Like when I had to cut loose my bottom bitch because she was vegan. She was too different, too hard to feed. She couldn't never order what was on the menu like normal ho's. Hell, after awhile it was too much hassle so I fired her ass. She had to go outlaw.
So dig this anecdote here.
My road dog was a three time loser, just got out of Joliet Prison, and was tryin to do his thang, you know. Well, he start shackin up wit this bitch he met at the dope spot. She was a fine young hammer, tender; but she would turn a trick or two when shit got tight. So she was cool you know, good people.
Well the problem was they were opposites, he was on coke and she was on heroin. Now at first it was cool because they not doin each others dope. You know, he'd go out for awhile and leave a stash at home. When he comes back his dope is still there. I don't know if you know this but mutha fuckas will kill you for goin in they stash. Murder is definitely a bad way to break up. So this arrangement was working for a while. He aint down wit horse and she aint playin in no snow. Sounds perfect if you in a dope fiend relationship. But they still couldn’t stay together.
See, when you in a relationship, you have to spend time together and they never saw each other.
He’d be wide awake smokin rocks all night. Heroin make you nod off, so she would be asleep. She’d wake up just in time to see him pass out. They never talked, never went anywhere together. They never took meals together. She would be hungry but, that cocaine killed his appetite and he never wanted to eat.
They stopped fuckin. Smokin that shit will ruin your johnson. How you gonna fuck when your dick aint no more good? Hell, even when he did manage to get his swipe hard, she'd be in a nod and vomiting on herself. Unless you are turned on by regurgitated rib tips, then that's just gonna kill the mood. Dig? That's just not good pussy right there.
The Break Up
Their relationship was doomed from the start. That's like partnering up with a compulsive gambler and robbing a crap game. You aint gonna make no scratch because his ass loses the money right back to the mutha fuckas you just robbed!
So peep this, opposites attract for a little while, but they don’t stay together. They can't. They have to break up. And when they do try to stay together they aint never gonna be happy. Cause, the shit aint right, like peanut butter and jelly in the same jar.
It's together, but that shit just ain't right.
Pimp Daddy "Hustlin" Stack Money
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